To keep you entertained while I am on a business trip in India.
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
The Unicorns
Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely,
Canada
Dear Yahoo,
I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, let’s Yahoo! it…” just saying…
Sincerely,
Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can’t touch this.
Sincerely,
That Little Triangle
Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea… Just kidding! They’re all dead.
Sincerely,
BP
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